Stuart Wilton

• Ricky: Hello?
• Karl: Alright?
• Ricky: Alright, how's it going?
• Karl: Do slugs sleep?
• Ricky: Hahahaahaha.

Soo, if you remember there was some nice weather a while ago. Thought that I’d make the most of it and went out on me bike.

Got some nice wee photos too :)

I wish I had the ability to understand a woman’s mind.

I thought it might be exaggerated how freakin’ mad they all are. They work in a similar way to that of a clock. Simple enough to understand on the outside but open one of those bastards up and it will turn your world upside down!

If someone had let me in on this a little earlier I could have made some changes perhaps but what can you do :)

Moral of the story men. Keep your heads down. It is out of your fucking hands! Stick to what you know - opening jars.

Chuck performing “Johnny B. Goode”.

One of my favourite musicians of all time :)

Awesome :)

Soo does this come in like, car bumper sticker form?

Brilliant :) My new standpoint on life.

I had a bit of sympathy for the ladies for a few years growing up, with regard to child birth. Just saw this. Yeah I’m having none of it any more girls. You give birth, say only a few times in your life (don’t mean to question your moral integrity) but a guy can get thwacked in the family jewels upwards of 100 times in a life time I reckon…

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”

~ Great wee joke I heard a few years ago and has stuck with me since :)

Some of the benefits of getting up early in the morning and going out for a wee run :)

Not really worth it, I mean you could be in bed and realistically that is pretty much 7x better than being out. So yeah, moral of this post, live life to the bare minimum of your ability.

So yeah, I don’t think that Ladybugs give very many fucks if you start messing with them. After this we started a LadyBug Circus.