A standard phone call between Ricky and Karl
Ricky: Alright, how's it going?
Karl: Do slugs sleep?
Happiness is like a cake; have too much of it, you get sick of it.– Karl Pilkington
A Woman's Mind
I wish I had the ability to understand a woman’s mind. I thought it might be exaggerated how freakin’ mad they all are. They work in a similar way to that of a clock. Simple enough to understand on the outside but open one of those bastards up and it will turn your world upside down! If someone had let me in on this a little earlier I could have made some changes perhaps but what...
Atheism isn’t a belief system. I have a belief system but it’s not “based on”...
Soo does this come in like, car bumper sticker form?
Joke of the Day :)
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”...
After dinner Lady Astor presided over the pouring of coffee. When Churchill came...– Brilliant.