Stuart Wilton

A standard phone call between Ricky and Karl

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:48:34 -0400

Ricky: Hello?
Karl: Alright?
Ricky: Alright, how's it going?
Karl: Do slugs sleep?
Ricky: Hahahaahaha.

"Happiness is like a cake; have too much of it, you get sick of it."

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:37:12 -0400

“Happiness is like a cake; have too much of it, you get sick of it.”

- Karl Pilkington

Soo, if you remember there was some nice weather a while ago....

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:11:00 -0400

Where was this again?

Long way back -_-

View over Dingwall from Culbokie

Bike fell

Don't worry about it

3 ppl I didn't ask permission to snap

Gettin' dark on the backroads

Back in Kiltragedy

Soo, if you remember there was some nice weather a while ago. Thought that I’d make the most of it and went out on me bike.

Got some nice wee photos too :)

A Woman's Mind

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 15:52:01 -0400

I wish I had the ability to understand a woman’s mind.

I thought it might be exaggerated how freakin’ mad they all are. They work in a similar way to that of a clock. Simple enough to understand on the outside but open one of those bastards up and it will turn your world upside down!

If someone had let me in on this a little earlier I could have made some changes perhaps but what can you do :)

Moral of the story men. Keep your heads down. It is out of your fucking hands! Stick to what you know - opening jars.

"Atheism isn’t a belief system. I have a belief system but it’s not “based on” atheism, it’s just not..."

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:18:41 -0400

“Atheism isn’t a belief system. I have a belief system but it’s not “based on” atheism, it’s just not based on the existence of a god. I make none of my moral, social, or artistic decisions based on any god or superstitions. Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby. I’ve never been skiing. It’s my biggest hobby. I literally do it all the time.”

Chuck performing “Johnny B. Goode”. One of my...

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 04:58:21 -0400

Chuck performing “Johnny B. Goode”.

One of my favourite musicians of all time :)

Awesome :)

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 18:13:36 -0400

Awesome :)

Soo does this come in like, car bumper sticker form?

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:18:58 -0400

Soo does this come in like, car bumper sticker form?

Brilliant :) My new standpoint on life.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 16:55:47 -0400

Brilliant :) My new standpoint on life.

I had a bit of sympathy for the ladies for a few years growing...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:29:00 -0400

I had a bit of sympathy for the ladies for a few years growing up, with regard to child birth. Just saw this. Yeah I’m having none of it any more girls. You give birth, say only a few times in your life (don’t mean to question your moral integrity) but a guy can get thwacked in the family jewels upwards of 100 times in a life time I reckon…

Joke of the Day :)

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 19:37:51 -0400

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”

~ Great wee joke I heard a few years ago and has stuck with me since :)

"After dinner Lady Astor presided over the pouring of coffee. When Churchill came by, she glared and..."

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 18:19:00 -0400

“After dinner Lady Astor presided over the pouring of coffee. When Churchill came by, she glared and said. “Winston, if I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.” “Nancy,” Churchill replied to the acid-tongued woman, “if I were your husband, I’d drink it.””

- Brilliant.

Some of the benefits of getting up early in the morning and...

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:47:58 -0400

Some of the benefits of getting up early in the morning and going out for a wee run :)

Not really worth it, I mean you could be in bed and realistically that is pretty much 7x better than being out. So yeah, moral of this post, live life to the bare minimum of your ability.

So yeah, I don’t think that Ladybugs give very many fucks...

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:40:44 -0400

So yeah, I don’t think that Ladybugs give very many fucks if you start messing with them. After this we started a LadyBug Circus.